The Dean's List...

By: Dean List

No Option returns for another season...life is good. Season predictions are realistic (8-4), optimistic (9-3) and variance of other ridiculous outliers.

My predictions of…”FUTURE NO OPTION TWEETS”…based upon the newest technology and a past behavior…is to let you know what some of the No Option fans will be doing Opening Day of the 2009 Nebraska season.


• 06:00am sitting here @ Omaha Starbucks waiting for my coffee…Denise
• 06:15am sitting here by the porcelain god and wishing I didn’t have the last 6 drinks last night…thank god I’m not on call today…should have listened to Allison…Brandon
• 06:30am just completed my morning weight lifting exercises…I have to be quicker and stronger…I don’t want to drop the glass boot this year…Jenna
• 07:00am just arrived in Lincoln …weather is sunny, light south wind and 64 degrees…could be golfing…Tim
•07:15am just finished packing the car and headed to Lincoln…what a romantic evening I had last night at Duggerville Lake…Jerry
• 07:30am searching for any expert advice to complete my weekly “Pick’em” contest…hopefully I won’t finish last again…Jose
• 07:45am looking @ the Memorial Stadium West side…die hard fans are eating, drinking, and soaking up the game day atmosphere…better go use the upscale bathrooms before they are unsafe…Gail
• 08:00am waiting in line for the kegs…can’t believe all the people that beat me here this morning…Jon
• 08:15am looking in my bar cabinet for that Winsor bottle…can’t find it…wonder if Jamie or Logan borrowed it…oh well…at least I have two ‘functional’ legs this year…can’t remember…did I send the surgeon(s) a thank you card?...Dave
• 09:15am with Santo for his morning walk…can’t believe the Cubs lost again yesterday…’shit, forgot the bag, oh well’…Aaron
• 09:30am sitting here reading the Des Moines Register Peach section…can’t believe Nebraska has more pre-game coverage than my Clones…Bill
• 09:45am looking in my closet after lifting weights and mowing my yard this morning…can’t decide what color to wear today…red, black or pink…Steve


You get the routine…please write your ‘FUTURE NO OPTION TWEETS’ for the remainder of OPENING DAY in Lincoln…


• 9:30pm Nebraska: 35 Florida Atlantic: 17…Dean